thefaceofbro:

if anyone ever tells you that people who work in an office or government are boring please remember that the australian tax office is no longer allowed to have pub crawls because somebody stole a gumball machine.

it was bolted to the ground.

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beablazemydearmockingjay:

probablyjudgingyou:

dammitcumberbatch:

cumberbuddy:

ladyavenal:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

#i cant

system failure

#rebooting

#internet dial up sound

#ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

i thought the second gif was frozen but then i saw the light moving in the background

fun fact: benedict cumberbatch has stated that harrison ford is his hero so realistically; when harrison ford said this; he really did have a system shutdown because he probably thought he would never get to meet him. 

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Question Meme

Here are the rules: 
Rule 1: Always post the rules. 
Rule 2: Answer the questions to the person who tagged you came up with and write 10 new questions. 
Rule 3: Tag 8 people and link them in the post. 
Rule 4: Actually tell the people you tagged.

I was tagged by ageless-aislynn

1. What song did you start off hating then grow to love?

Aeroplane by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It was big when I was in middle primary and I couldn’t understand why everyone went so nana over it. Now, don’t mind it so much.

2. Reversely, what song did you start off loving then grow to dislike?

I really liked Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke until I actually read the lyrics and realised how gross and rapey it is. Now I just listen to Weird Al’s parody version and enjoy it that way.

3. Top 5 TV shows?

Of all time or just generally? LOST used to be my main jam, I’m also pretty big on Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin and Supernatural.

4. What, if anything, do you collect? (Action figures, comic books, stamps, ticket stubs, etc. ;) )

I collect books, elephants, stuff to do with Ancient Egypt and I have a fairly wide selection of vintage gloves :)

5. Favorite time of day? (As in sunrise, sunset, lunchtime, etc., not “4:36PM!” unless you just, you know, really love 4:36PM, lol! ;) )

Probably dusk? We get some truly stunning sunsets where I live because we’re on the western coast.

6. Which book(s) have you re-read the most?

So many! Probably Starbright by Maureen McGarth which is a book of meditations for children. Also, I must have re-read the Animorphs series about a dozen odd times.

7. What’s your guilty pleasure movie?

Love Actually. Or if I want a good cry, the last fifteen minutes of Return of the King.

8. What’s the last movie you watched and would you recommend it?

Cuban Fury. Absolutely! It’s a very good little movie. A little predictable but sweet and its definitely got heart. Also, Nick Frost does some fabulous (not even kidding - FABULOUS) Salsa dancing in it.

9. Which sequel (book, movie, whatever) do you feel was superior to the first? If none are superior, which do you think came the closest?

How To Train Your Dragon 2 was excellent. As was Return of Jafar.

10. What’s the first movie you can remember falling in love with?

Jurassic Park. It scared the shit out of me but I loved it.

Imma tag some people. If you want to do this regardless, go for it. If I tag you and you don’t want to do it, no stress either :)

wingsunfurled

fuck-off-its-meese

skyeeward

toesohnoes

cardiokayla:

Her face in the last gif makes me so sad

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thecottonproject:

Final for my Time Arts class. Nothing gets you in touch with your own anger quite like listening to this and thinking about all the times you’ve been objectified and belittled.

crystalsoulslayer:

internetdenizon:

I am terrified of this doctor

Seven is the Chessmasteriest of all the Doctors. If you don’t like him, he will… not care, because he’s too busy engineering the downfall of a massive, corrupt, ancient civilization using a cleverly-placed thimble and his infinite reserves of searing, soul-withering sass to give a shit what you think.

(Source: timelordsandladies, via eruvadhril)

the-bucky-barnes:

randomfandemonium:

Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup
(Link From The Post)
Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video

THANK YOU JIM BEAVER, this is what I’ve been saying!!

the-bucky-barnes:

randomfandemonium:

Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup

(Link From The Post)

Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video

THANK YOU JIM BEAVER, this is what I’ve been saying!!

(via janiedean)

curiousobsession101:

This just gets funnier the longer I stare at it.

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roughhewnends:

doctor who + text posts (1/2)

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fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

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sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

#I watched this for too long to not reblog

In the original stage show this film is based off, they often used to fuck this dance up and/or fall off the furniture. Astaire and his partner would just get up and start again, and the crowd would apparently go nuts for it.
For anyone who is interested, the film is “The Gay Divorcee” and it also features one of the most brilliant partner dances between these two - Night and Day. Aside from some weird camera angles I’d argue that its one of the best dances they did together.

sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

In the original stage show this film is based off, they often used to fuck this dance up and/or fall off the furniture. Astaire and his partner would just get up and start again, and the crowd would apparently go nuts for it.

For anyone who is interested, the film is “The Gay Divorcee” and it also features one of the most brilliant partner dances between these two - Night and Day. Aside from some weird camera angles I’d argue that its one of the best dances they did together.

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calypsblog:

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”


Did you mean, War Machine?

calypsblog:

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

Did you mean, War Machine?

(Source: everythingrhymeswithalcohol, via eruvadhril)

teachthemhowtothink:

smokeandwhiskers:

egalitariste:

feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle:

edwardspoonhands:

cassandracroft:

So this is what trust looks like.

Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”

Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.

Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.”Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.”Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!”Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.”Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.”Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.”Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?”[…]Etc, etc.Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.


omg the comments.  Brilliant.

teachthemhowtothink:

smokeandwhiskers:

egalitariste:

feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle:

edwardspoonhands:

cassandracroft:

So this is what trust looks like.

Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”

Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.

Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”
Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”
Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”
Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.”
Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.”
Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!”
Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.”
Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.”
Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.”
Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?”

[…]
Etc, etc.
Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.

omg the comments.  Brilliant.

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lazybonesillustrations:

vile-insect:

reptilereasons:

crimeinnewhampshire:

 

this is probably the most australian thing I’ve ever seen on the internet
like I have a lot of australia feelings in weird places and this is just too real, the fucking plastic chair.

small bit of lattice on a corrugated steel fence. very short lawn. placcy chair. things i didn’t exactly realise were heaps australiana but just totally are.

Those speed dealers
this is our culture this is what we have to be proud of and I am so proud

lazybonesillustrations:

vile-insect:

reptilereasons:

crimeinnewhampshire:

 

this is probably the most australian thing I’ve ever seen on the internet

like I have a lot of australia feelings in weird places and this is just too real, the fucking plastic chair.

small bit of lattice on a corrugated steel fence. very short lawn. placcy chair. things i didn’t exactly realise were heaps australiana but just totally are.

Those speed dealers

this is our culture this is what we have to be proud of and I am so proud

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