• What you said: I'm from Australia
  • What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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nepeasant:

nepeasant:

niccage-official:

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VERY VERY

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i dont get it

NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID

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leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr are the best

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earlgreytea68:

incurablylazydevil:

'what a wasted opportunity'

I basically reblog this every time I see it. 

Tags: sherlock love

nedahoyin:

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

OMG..

(Source: hugs-sweets, via liliesandorchids)

Tags: comics love

whydontihatemarrymyself:

astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

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I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.

(Source: rosesinthepond, via somethingofthewolf)

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

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Tags: yes. this.

sailor-caleigh:

megablaziken:

I went to the Met today

Actually me in art history class

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Tags: lolwhut art

lilyliqueur:

pettankoprincess:

Went to a museum today with my art history class. I was alone so I played that one game to entertain myself.

seriously this is why I wonder how I graduated Cum Laude with a BA in Art History. 

(via theofficialariel)

Tags: lolwhut art

biggercatmeow:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

ayy lmao let me get in this pic real quick #selfie

biggercatmeow:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

ayy lmao let me get in this pic real quick #selfie

(Source: needtostayawake, via theofficialariel)

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via pizza)

eruvadhril:

bronata:

kalelle:

photoptarmosis:

You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.

Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon

I think I saw one of those in Dune.

hopping moooouse

(Source: rhollorskates)

Tags: hngh dancing